Okay, I was referred to this blogpost...
Which I find hilarious. I LOVE it.
Seriously. Why do girls still have crushes on me? I am nearly 30. I own my own dog. Who is named after a character from a children's book.
I never date. I am well-groomed and wear french cuffed shirts to church.
I wear vintage tuxedo jackets. On a casual day. With jeans.
I talk about my dog more than girls.
I don't play sports.
I DO notice the good looking men who walk into a room. And generally if they come in to work, I give them extra good help. Much more so than females or unattractive men. So what? I'm bigotted.
I used to subscribe to GQ. Never read the dating articles. But I did dog-ear the pages with outfits I liked.
I prefer shopping to playing video games like a straightie would.
I worry about how fat I am. And I voice it. In public. Sometimes.
And yet, every so often, there's a poor clueless girl who I find out has a crush on me. WHY? Are these girls just so smitten by me they don't see the clues? Or am I so clever at hiding them from everyone except my faithful readers? Sigh.